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Sam "Scout" Adatto: Sam is part of the freshmen saber club, but has recently been caught fencing foil.  Sam is known for time-warping before practices and tournaments.  Maybe this explains his crazy salute. 

Jess "Shadow Cat" Bulger: Jess is one of our quietest and shortest fencers.  Despite her short stature, Jess is one of our bravest fencers for taking on the male half of the freshmen saber club.

Candice "Cuddle Queen " Carr: Epeeist. Enthusiastic.....dare I say enthusiastic like Woah! Probably the best and easiest description I can think up for Candice. I mean, she gets excited about directing... who does that? Really? She also has made quite a name for herself with lunging a whole lot.

Ashley "Goldfish" Farris: Foilist. Club vice-president and armory mistress.  She makes funny noises when you poke her (like most of the team) and is constantly saying she's going to fight people. Good defense, getting better at offense, but for someone who threatens to beat people up a lot, she gets intimidated rather easy! Ashley tries, unsuccessfully, to negotiate her way out of pushups and has never sprinted in her entire life. Will the Intro to Special Ed Midterm put an end to her blossoming foil career? Stay tuned...

Dave "Goofy Grin" Gage: Though fast like a sabrist, Dave fences foil exclusively.  We've never seen someone so happy at a tournament.  Watch out for his smile...its contagious.

Jared "Lefty" Margulies: Jared is one of our experienced fencers.  When he's not off saving the world, Jared graces us with his presence at practice and puts us all to shame with his sneaky left tricks.

Jimmy "Cricket" Oshida: Jimmy doesn't actually go to Goucher anymore, but we wish he did.  Part of the freshmen and saber club (though not a freshman), Jimmy is known for his wild bladework and peculiar habit of hopping on the strip.  Most frighteningly, Jimmy has something to tell you, "I am not left handed!"

Alex "Zombie" Pape: Alex is one our most enthusiastic epeeists.  He recently acquired his own equipment including a shiny new epee with a uniquely shaped bell guard.  Though Alex's push-ups are interesting, to say the least, he can be pretty scary with a nerf gun.

Cora "Elf" Provins: Foilist.  From New Jersey , not Pennsylvania .  Still quiet, Cora's won the BOTM for October 2003 and maintains that she had nothing to do with the clock's demolishment.  Which clock, we don't know.  When?  How should we know?  The clock's broke!  Cora is also the winner of the Johnny Cage "Don't Fleche At Me" award.  If you don't understand, you weren't there. Don't let her quiet ways fool you, she's scary on the strip.

Brendan "Shakespeare" Reed: Sabrist and sometimes Epeeist. One of the Local Boyz.  Perhaps the only Local Boy in the club at the moment.  Fences saber because it's cool and doesn't have right of way and epee because it's cool and...uh...you can hit people.  Brendan can be seen pirating and pillaging around campus with his fan club. Although we haven't seen him writing any sonnets, he may be growing carrots in Bolivia.

Amy "The Fish" Reinholtz: Amy ran away to Spain last semester but has returned to us as enthusiastic as ever.  Though Amy neglects her fencing most of the year in favor of swimming, we like her anyway.

Mike "Hair" Rosenthal-Mix: Part of the freshmen saber club, though we think he should fence epee.  Mike is our least prepared fencer.  He never comes to practice on time and is never dressed appropriately.  Despite this, we like him anyway and made him our SGA rep.

David "Face" Weisman: Treasurer.  Original practitioner of Foil Origami for the GFC, David has renounced his prior ways and has taken up epee.  He hasn't renounced foil, mind you, just added epee and stopped getting Death Threats from the Armory Mistress for his skilled work at Foil Origami.  David's won BOTM at least once, and we're not sure how happy he was about that.

Ben "Champ" Wendell: Ben is another zombie epeeist, although the most animated zombie we've ever seen.  Though he is constantly apologizing for missing practice, we have yet to see Ben this semester.  Ben was also very proud of his standings at the Temple Open in the fall.