Quotes

A collection of quotes by Goucher fencers.  To submit quotes, please email the webmaster.

"There are lots of things worse than the crouching lunge drill.  Like getting shot." -Brendan

"I only fall down stairs while putting on sweatshirts." -Whitney

"Can we do more laundry?" -Candice, on all the fun we were having at the fencing social

"Neanderthals always have right of way." - Lizz

"Sabre is the dark side.  Epee is just the gray area." - Candice

"You guys are so cute when you fight." - Jenn, on David and Whitney

"We could fence nude on the quad and the life drawing class could draw us!" - Candice

"You don't need a life, you have fencing." - Debbie

"No, its not ok, I'm sitting on your dress!" - Cora

David: "Where's my foil? Where's my foil?" Ashley: "In your hand."

"Instead of beating up inanimate objects you can beat up people." David, on a proposed fundraiser idea